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E Pluribus Anus

Winds whispering gusts Spread cheeks at their beginning Show me that butthole
— Haikucifer
Show me that butthole I know it's cute and tasty Show me that butthole
— Haikuna Matata
Careful what you ask. I am feeling quite frisky. SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE
— Haikuna Matata
This is really fun. But now my left butt cheek hurts Bring me medicine
— Haikuna Matata
Circle of secrets Whispers where the sun won't shine Moonlight's hidden twin
— Toggl3
First anal haiku It is about a rectum The place for your poo
— Dhamfear
Silent but deadly Wind escapes without warning Nature's trombone sings
— Toggl3
Forbidden entrance Leave it the fuck alone please My ex was obsessed
— Styxx223
The light flickers soft Butt hairs twitch in the moonlight Where is my damn tent
— Haikuna Matata
A gentle rising Soft muscle with a jiggle Callipygian
— Octopus Macbeth
Curvaceous crater Starry eye wink enticing What is that tingle
— Chris Poynor
Sphincter puckered hole Rectum damn near killed himself Bootyhole relaxed
— Chris Poynor
Pure white sheets brown stained Beautiful crafted butthole Oops - Poop on my dick.
— Chris Poynor
A voice in the air Mating call heard far and wide Show me that butthole
— Haikucifer
Beyond shadow lies Dark, musty, ravenous place No one has been here
— Haikuna Matata

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